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don't count days; make days count.
tony calderon. est. 1993.
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2011-11-21
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]four for you, glen coco. you go glen coco.
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The most valuable possession a person can have is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace.
— Carlos Santana (via late-december-back-in-63)
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Master Exploder - Tenacious D | The name of the song explains this part.
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When you hit on girls:
with a lame pickup line like, “Hey baby, you sexy like a chocalate strawberry.” and thinking;
and she looks at you like
and your like
Then shes like, “Alright lets go back to my place.”
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Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.
— Barney Stinson (via janeyaniz23)
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If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.
— Bruce Lee (via coolgeekspeaks)
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